खबर बहुत पढ़ ली आपने, अब जरा खुलकर हंस लो भाई: मार्कशीट तो चोरी हो गयी

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हमारे गांव में कोई डॉक्टर नहीं है

नेताजी एक गांव में जाता है.
ग्रामीणों से पूछता है कि तुम्हारी कोई समस्या है तो बताओ.
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गांव वाले कहते हैं, 2 समस्या हैं.
नेता——— बताओ.?
ग्रामीण : *हमारे गांव में कोई डॉक्टर नहीं है.*
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नेता तुरंत मोबाइल पर किसी से कुछ बात करता है, और फिर कहता है,
“ये काम तो हो गया, दूसरा बताओ…”
ग्रामीण : ‘हमारे गांव में कोई मोबाइल नेटवर्क भी नहीं है.!

मार्कशीट तो चोरी हो गयी

पिता: बेटा रिजल्ट कैसा रहा?
बेटा: टॉप किया है पप्पा!
पिता: अच्छा अरे वाह! जरा रिजल्ट तो दिखाना!
बेटा: पप्पा आप कालेज के पराक्रम पर सवाल कर रहे हैं आप मेरे शौर्य पर सवाल उठा रहे हैं, आप विश्वविद्यालय का मोबल गिरा रहे हैं आप शिक्षा जगत की छवि नष्ट कर रहे हैं
पिता: क्रोध में – मादर जाद, मार्कशीट दिखा?
बेटा: मार्कशीट तो चोरी हो गयी।

मोबाइल स्विच ऑफ आ रहा है

इमरान खान :- हम भारत से बातचीत करना चाहते हैं ।

नरेंद्र मोदी :- हम भी सहमत है , हमारी तरफ से सांसद “शरद त्रिपाठी” बातचीत के लिए आएंगे

इस घटना के बाद से इमरान खान का मोबाइल स्विच ऑफ आ रहा है 😂😅

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